Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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