Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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