So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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