): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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