we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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