and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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