just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Terrible idea I love it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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