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Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So much rum. So many feels.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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