try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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