I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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