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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I'm in Tiajuana

(404): View more from Georgia

You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

(706): View more from Georgia

I could be

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(770): View more from Georgia

At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit

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(319): View more from Iowa

he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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(727): View more from Florida

I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.

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(775): View more from Nevada

If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka

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(561): View more from Florida

I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.

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(815): View more from Illinois

We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.

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