No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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