Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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