There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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