I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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