I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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