im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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