Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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