Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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