At least make sure they are 18
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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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