She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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