I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Your penis caused this!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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