The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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