OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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