i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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