i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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