NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
