Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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