Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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