I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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