the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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