I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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