im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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