what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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