You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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