she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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