i just wanna soil my oats bro
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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