you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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