sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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