Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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