BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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