It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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