She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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