Betty ford says i'm here all night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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