what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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