i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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