I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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