Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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