I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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