We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
