At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
