he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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