Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Damn victory sex feels great
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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