ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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