The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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