Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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